Isabela Explains it All

You’re probably all expecting me to haunt Hawke, aren’t you? I’ll admit, the thought is tempting… but beyond what we have, I’d want her to be happy, and while bringing home a lover while I’m watching as a ghost might be fun for me, it might be terribly awkward for her. I mean… can you imagine? The moaning, the screaming, the spontaneous movement of furniture… and that’s just what it’s like when I’m alive. I can’t imagine the sort of mayhem that might go on after I’ve passed. While I would certainly check in on her from time to time, the question was who I would spend my time haunting and Hawke just isn’t the person I’d be happy spending that time with. I’d be a little too sad that I couldn’t properly touch her.

So who would I haunt? It would have to be somebody who always has a hard time with me. Somebody who always has a delicious and enjoyable reaction. Someone who’s so tightly wound that a ghost’s actions would always unsettle, someone who I could always get a rise out of. Someone who lives and breathes things as they should be, and thus would never, ever be able to handle something supernatural like a ghost out to haunt her.

You know who I’m talking about, right? 

I imagine this would be her reaction most of the time.